- When there are so many police cars and cops on our little dead-end street to arrest our neighbors that he can’t get through to our driveway and has to park half a block away.
- When our other neighbor (by coincidence, recently released from jail herself) takes up too much of his time by complaining about all the crime in the neighborhood caused by the neighbors whose arrests just blocked the street.
On a completely unrelated topic, here’s some advice for any would-be criminals who read this blog:
- If you want to put a threatening object on someone else’s property, wear gloves to make and transport the object. In light of your previous dozen arrests, it’s a pretty good bet that the police have your fingerprints.
- If you want to break into a car on the street, it’s a lot easier to simply reach in the car window that is already open and has a garbage bag taped over it , instead of trying to break the windshield by hitting it with a tire iron.
Yes, we do live in the big city. You’d never guess that when we look out our windows, all we can see is grassy hills and cows.