If you’re one of those people who, like me, have always wondered who is cruel enough to give someone a Christmas fruitcake, here’s a deeper mystery to ponder: canned haggis. This can was an actual gift to my boss. I repeat: an actual gift. Let me read you the mouth-watering list of ingredients: lamb lungs (45%), oatmeal (19%), beef suet, Scottish water, onion, salt, and spices.
Apparently it’s “quite delicious” mixed with brie and stuffed in a chicken breast. A free can of haggis to the first person who wants to try this out.