1. Vanity license plates that demonstrate an insufficient level of irony. Example: a license plate on a black BMW that says BLKBMR. If you’re going to get a vanity plate, please do it with a little panache.
2. Waiting for a child at the bus stop who arrives late because the bus driver got a speeding ticket. It goes without saying that this only happens on a day when you are already late for your dentist appointment.