Watch Out at Muscle Beach

There’s a new lifeguard in town, and he’s got purple ears.

Why, you may ask, are his ears purple? Let’s just say that my hair is also purple. Yes, Basketball Girl helped me dye my hair again this weekend. And when you have purple hair, you want to spread the fabulousness around. What could be better than Marcus in his muscle shirt, ready to rescue any juicy chunk of steak that happens to fall in the water?