1. Women who say things like this about men:
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.”
- Jilly Cooper
2. Dropping your earbud into your coffee and having to listen to music with one soggy ear for the rest of the morning. (This actually happened to me, not him, but I feel pretty sure he would find it annoying.)
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